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Luke and Jai's Twitter argument of the century.
Luke: @ArianaGrande Follow me? I'm older than Jai in case you're wondering ;)
Jai: umm, fuck off?
Luke: Kid, you're still a baby, what are you, two minutes younger than me? Watch your mouth and it's past your bedtime
Jai: k.
Luke: You know when someone writes the letter 'k' with a dot after it, they have clearly been annihilated in an argument
Jai: nah when someone wirtes 'k.' it means they clearly dont give a shit
Luke: Or it means they clearly have NO IDEA WHAT TO FKN SAY, why comment in the first place if you didn't care? hmmm ..
Jai: actually no it means I DONT GIVE A FUCK. why dont you reply to fans instead of writing to me
Luke: Ohk if you want to get REAL technical, k actually stands for potassium. Hey, you should listen to your own words ;) ily brother
Jai: well done, you know how to use google. congrats. and i do reply to fans...
Luke: Ohk you don't have to cry about it, I know you're 2 mins younger than me and all but c'mon, you don't have to tell mother on me
Jai: atleast my father didnt leave me
Luke: At least my father didn't write c*nt on my forehead
Jai: atleast i have a father to write such a word on my forehead
Luke: At least mum planned to have me... but then you came out 2 mins later and shes like..wtf..another one? Am I being punk'd?
Jai: atleast my father loves me
Luke: I'm really sorry for stealing all your sausage in the womb...how embarrassing for you!
Jai: mt schlong is as big as my fathers... just sayin
Luke: Isn't that why mum left dad because he has a tiny penis?
Jai: bigger than yours, thats when you fold it in half
Luke: Omg so cool, can't comeback with own comebacks so he uses jokes from The Hot Chick... Please...
Jai: you want my comeback, its on your mums chin
Luke: You're sick. Freak. Get some help.
Jai: you are right, i am sick. been sick for 2 weeks now :( your mum was good last night
Luke: Oh so that's why she woke up with a cold this morning...
Jai: well done Einstein. gave her a good pounding
Luke: Oh shit this convo isn't even private...I forgot that we have 200,000 followers
Jai: dont worry ill tell your mum all about it tonight
Luke: I love you Jai <3 You're my lil baby brother and I need to look out for you
Jai: i have a father for that
Luke: Everything you say just makes me love you more and more!
Jai: luv u 2 bro <3 you complete me
Luke: You put the J in Jai..
Jai: you put the loo in luke
Luke: You put the penis in the bumhole
Jai: only in yours <3
Luke: aww that's so cute! I nearly like you more than I love my pet ant
Jai: by ant, are you referring to your dick?
Luke: Yes I am, my little ant ;) When I met you my heart went knock knock, then the dogs started barking because they heard knocking
Jai: wait istn ant the nickname you give to your dick when you have a boner? shut those dogs up, im trying to refrigerator
Luke: Jai remember the time I caught you watching porn in the shower
Jai: yeh good times , i was watching your mum
Luke: Atleast this fandom is now aware of which one is the sick minded one
Jai: atleast this fandom is well aware of which one has a tiny dick
Luke: Why bring skip into this?
Jai: me and skip have shared many special nights together, hes got a big one. i am talking about you, remember, ant?
Mega awkward moment if Ariana read all of that ... ummm... ah well no regrets, look what we got out of it
Reblogged 11 months ago from lukebrooks (Originally from sn4keskin-deactivated20130419)
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